Don't be scared...
I just scared the lone woman on the 4th floor when she stepped into the lift and then realised I was going up and she wanted to go down. She stepped back out and I said 'You could have come along for a ride, but I guess you want to go down'.

She looked horrified.

I hate being rapey when I just mean to be polite.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:51, 8 replies)

I think I love you.
I usually aim for "polite, with a rapey subtext"

You can get away with anything if you've enough dimples.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:55, closed)

A guy in our building...
got into a lift with a woman. She said "going down?", he replied "i'd prefer a bit of a kiss and a cuddle first."

She was a senior employee.

He no longer works here.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:07, closed)

no sense of humours

(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:14, closed)

I agree.
He should have said 'I'd rather have a bit of anal'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:17, closed)

shouldn't have had your cock hanging out of your pants when you said it.
Might have put her off somewhat...
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:22, closed)

What?
A bloke can't masturbate alone in a lift anymore? What is the world coming to?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:23, closed)

it's for toilets only
Shirley you knew that?
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:44, closed)

Would that be
the l'esprit de l'elevateur I have heard so much about?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:23, closed)