That's when I knew it was over...Nice and simple this week. Just tell us the exact moment you knew that relationship, that job or that penchant for custard-dipped young boys was over.
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chthonic, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 10:45)
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MY date with an Irish PE teacher with a v slim body.I was out of my depth with a highly attractive woman. She was Irish and I find Irish women quite attractive due to their accent. So I was nervous. And so I started making mistakes. I drank a triple brandy and coke and two pints while speaking with her. Then I broke out into an Irish song about Galway to end an awkward silence. I then took her to another pub and said, does your dad tarmac drives? Has he got eyebrows on his cheeks? That's when I knew she wanted to leave. I hate having to date people. It just gets in the way.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2005, 1:11, closed)
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