Job Interview Disasters
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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( , Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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( , Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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My Dad wanted me to work with him.
One day he took me to his office, and his boss was there, he wanted me to work there too.
I got in a bit of a fight with my Dad about it, and I ended up knocking him out.
His boss tried to persuade me to work there anyway, but I told him to fuck off. He got really pissed off and started to fight with me.
Then my Dad stabbed him with a lightsabre. This last sentence is so that that last word doesn't stand out so much.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:43, 10 replies)
One day he took me to his office, and his boss was there, he wanted me to work there too.
I got in a bit of a fight with my Dad about it, and I ended up knocking him out.
His boss tried to persuade me to work there anyway, but I told him to fuck off. He got really pissed off and started to fight with me.
Then my Dad stabbed him with a lightsabre. This last sentence is so that that last word doesn't stand out so much.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:43, 10 replies)
That sounds like the plot line to a Barbara Taylor Bradford novel.
or a sci-fi story.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:49, closed)
or a sci-fi story.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 8:49, closed)
Obi Wan never told you what became of your father.
He told me you killed him!
No, Luke, I filled his dismissal paperwork...
Still better that Phantom Menace.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:44, closed)
He told me you killed him!
No, Luke, I filled his dismissal paperwork...
Still better that Phantom Menace.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 9:44, closed)
I like all of them.
My wife and kids are going abroad for 2 weeks at the beginning of December.
Being a sad old man, my preparations include no strippers or wild partying, but I am planning to watch all 6 films of the Blu Ray box set I have been saving since my birthday, back to back on one of the two weekends they're away.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:21, closed)
My wife and kids are going abroad for 2 weeks at the beginning of December.
Being a sad old man, my preparations include no strippers or wild partying, but I am planning to watch all 6 films of the Blu Ray box set I have been saving since my birthday, back to back on one of the two weekends they're away.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:21, closed)
Despite them being utter shit, I always seem to end up watching Episodes 1 to 3 when ITV have them on.
Lord knows why - even the kids can tell they're crap.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:25, closed)
Lord knows why - even the kids can tell they're crap.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:25, closed)
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