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Sue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."

Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?

Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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This is a QotW answer greed
One Christmas I was investigating the fridge when I discovered a huge bowl of brandy butter.

I was about to reap the rewards of my find, when my sister walked into the kitchen.

"You shouldn't eat that", she said flatly.

"Oh really!?" I asked, "and why not exactly, will you tell?"

I then performed a dance around the kitchen table clutching the bowl, while I sang "will you tell, will you tell, WILL YOU TELL????"

At the climax of this performance I scooped an enormous handful of the stuff into my mouth, which turned out to be translucent wobbly chicken fat.
(I helped save b3ta! browser, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 17:26, closed)
This is a QotW comment Genius
"I then performed a dance around the kitchen table clutching the bowl, while I sang "will you tell, will you tell, WILL YOU TELL????"
ROTFLMAO, that's brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!
(resurrection_mary cannibal_ferox, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 17:45, closed)
This is a QotW comment I actually gagged a little reading the last line
What a wonderfuly smug moment for sis there.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Says: Get your cake on!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 18:38, closed)
This is a QotW comment HAH
That got a full chuckle out of me. Mostly for the awesome song and dance.
(Wheeler back off Amazon, she's mine!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 18:44, closed)
This is a QotW comment Fantastic!
An absolutely splendid fall, so sudden, and from such a height.

Cheers for the chuckles.
(tinypod ......what is he good for? Absolutely nuthin'!, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:06, closed)
This is a QotW comment Ah...
...schadenfreude! *Clicks*
(Le Misanthrope last procrastinated on, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 19:11, closed)
This is a QotW comment A-MA-ZING
!
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 21:52, closed)
This is a QotW comment Thanks very much...
I must now explain why I have burst out laughing in a very quiet office for no apparent reason!

I especially like the song and dance... In my mind it goes to 'He's going to tell' from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights my ring is tight on my finger, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:48, closed)
This is a QotW comment Clickity!
This sounds like something I might do, even now in my 30s. Thanks for the laugh!
(Tomble Underground, overground, Tombling free., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 6:08, closed)

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