Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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BUCKCHERRY!!!!I had to go to a shitty diversity course for work the day after a Buckcherry gig. I woke up the next day covered in "gig sweat" (You know, moshing, being crushed into people, heat, smoke...the smell of a gig!) I stank so badly and was 45 minutes late, nobody wanted to sit next to me on the train because I looked like a hobo... I fell asleep on the train seeing as I was exhausted and woke up 9 stops from where I should have gotten off.
Now I'm three hours late, I stink of booze, smoke and rock concert residue...what's my excuse for being late?
My alarm clock broke.
The cunt didn't believe me and phoned my manager.
(, Tue 3 Jul 2007, 13:31, Reply)
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