Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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I'm a lazy twuntSome standards I usually utilise and have had moderate success with
Punching the air in Glee at arriving 2 hours late and Exclaiming how your time machine works.
Localised Gravity flux cause the Duvet to be exceptionally heavy today.
DiLithium crystals wouldn't stabilise
Was followed by a kitten and as work has a no kitten policy I had to walk it back home
Have been moonlighting at a rival company because your pay rates are bollocks.
and when called to find out when I wasn't at work by a HR 'tard of the first order, told them to do one and shouted down the phone (I was on an arranged 2 week break and was getting married the next day), some how I still managed to receive a written warning for that.
(, Wed 4 Jul 2007, 13:09, Reply)
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