Letters they'll never read"Apologies, anger, declarations of love, things you want to say to people, but can't or didn't get the chance to." Suggestion via reducedfatLOLcat.
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rob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 13:56)
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Dear Friends and AcquaintancesAlthough I am honoured that you think of me when forwarding emails, please be aware that you will NEVER receive a free laptop/ phone or hoilday by doing this. Nor will you die, have bad luck or not find the love of your life if you neglect a pathetic, whiny digital cliche.
All you are managing to do is send my email address to charlatans who want to sell me xanax, viagra or penis enlarging products via my inbox. My spam filter can't handle much more.
So grow up, go back to your life in the normal manner and stop passing me your pointless, time consuming irritating emails.
Because if you don't within 7 days, you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
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(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:00, 2 replies)
^This^Why do people believe in this pap?
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VandenPlas can't think of anything clever - no change there!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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This should not be a "letter they'll never read"Send it as a "reply to all", next time you receive one of these e-mails.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:47, closed)
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