Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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One girl in schoolTold us her hair was naturally purple, despite it being a dirty blonde the week before.
Also told us she'd got out of the shower and her dog got randy and fucked her, and now she was pregnant.
Also told the whole school that a girl with cancer (and was now bald due to chemo) had actually got nits, and shaved her hair off. She got bollocked for that one.
Then the (scruffy) girl at school who did get nits and took clippers to her hair ended up being stuck up for by said liar by saying she had cancer, despite the #2 stubble and eyelashes/eyebrows being intact. Also got bollocked for that.
Told us she'd had a knee replacement and couldn't do PE. No scars, no fresh wounds, no nothing.
Told us (after I was called in assembly to explain my 'disability' AARGH) that she'd had a heart operation. Sliced her chest open. When asked to see the scar, there was nothing there. She said it'd healed COMPLETELY. Considering she'd had it 'done' about 2 years ago, this is impossible.
Wonder where she is now?
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 14:13,
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Probablya politician.
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Sounds like an exSounds like an ex of mine. Fucking batshit psycho, she was. As in, lying about being pregnant to get me to drop out of uni, lying about worse shit besides.
On the other hand, she was dynamite in the sack and had fantastic tits.
Oh well.
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