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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Theophilous Thunderwulf reminded me
My Great Uncle was called Dan - family, friends, basically for the 25 years or so that I knew him I never once heard anyone (including his wife) refer to him as anything other than Dan or Dad.

At his funeral I was quite confused when the vicar started going on about some bloke called Tom. Turns out when he joined the army back in the 40s he'd been put in a regiment with several other Toms. Since his surname was Daniels, and there weren't any Dans, it took approximately half an hour before a new nickname was bestowed.

When my great aunt met him for the first time he was introduced to her as Dan. Apparently by the time she found out what his actual name she thought it would be too confusing to start calling him something else so she didn't bother.

I always did think his parents were a bit cruel naming a boy Daniel Daniels.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:15, 13 replies)
My great grandad was James James

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:16, closed)
At college I knew a Dave Davies.
But then, I have also known or met, hand-on-heart, 100% truth, no-lies-on-the-internet-here, a Michael Hunt, an Emma Royds, and a Drew Peacock.
I also know someone who introduces himself as Jason Wason, despite the fact that his name is James.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:22, closed)
This guy taught me for 2 years
www.dur.ac.uk/physics/staff/profiles/?id=1873

Yes he went by Mike.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:39, closed)
I was at school with four Christopher Crosses at one point.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:41, closed)
I was at school with someone called Chris Moss.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:13, closed)
I once had the pleasure of speaking to a Jenny Talia.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:09, closed)
My Mrs is one of 4 sisters
who are all called Maria.

There is a reason, it's just a bit boring . . .
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:36, closed)
There was a guy where I was growing up
called Hans Nees (not sure of the spelling of the surname).
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:37, closed)
boompsadaisies.

(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:42, closed)
I once worked with a guy called Magic Fountain
I noticed that his email was "magicx.fountain" - I asked him why he needed the x; he replied that, in his last job, there were two Magic Fountains ...
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:18, closed)
when i were a bit younger...
I worked at BUPA, there were a few "famous" customers (not the celeb type, the type with wonderful names) ...
my favourite was an 80 odd yr old lady called Fanny Salmon!
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19, closed)
All these posts and no one has mentioned Gary and Phil's dad Neville Neville yet?
In other news, I knew of two guys at uni with great names. Chris Peacock and Richard (Dick) Cheeseman.

Magic.
(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:19, closed)
at school
a few years below me was a boy everyone referred to as battery, because he was short and his name was Andrew A. Andrews. Apparently the A also stood for Andrew.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 2:12, closed)

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