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This is a question Look! It's me in the Local Paper

Most local papers will print any old rubbish. Far, far too many years ago I got into the Windsor, Slough and Eton Express after winning a fancy-dressed-bicycle competition. What they neglected to mention was that I was the only entrant.

What sad stuff have you been in your local rag for doing? Scan stuff in and show us if you can.

(, Thu 10 Feb 2005, 10:15)
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frontpage rebel & adultery.
1) the government thought at that time (end 80s)that education in my home country is going down the drain and therefore decided to tighten the screws on the curriculum. a bit. really not very much at all. but spoilt brats we were. we rallied through the city centre in our hundreds chanting abuse at the bastard politicians. came up to a school where pupils were locked in so they could not join in. cue us being real rebels and "stroming" the school by climbing over the fences. don't ask. i don't know why either.

next days local newspaper showed a picture of me on top of the fence - caught red handed so to say. front page.

so i was running though school being a proud twat and showing everyone the pic, even to my chemistry teacher who would be described in the uk as a tory tosser.

never got anything better than a d in chemistry after that. didn't like it anyway.

2) not me but a mate had a big photo of kissing a lass in the park with a caption along the lines of "romance in the park, spring is here". unfortunately she was not his g/f. who wasn't impressed.

if this was too long for you you would not be reading this anyway.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 13:56, Reply)

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