contact lenses
I wear contacts, because I'm short sighted. No problem.

One morning I wake up bleary eyed, go to the bathroom and put my lenses in. That's odd, everything looks blurry like it normally does when I'm NOT wearing my lenses.

I put my glasses on and everything jumps into focus. What the fuck? I'm wearing contacts and glasses, and I can see more-or-less perfectly. Has my eyesite somehow magically corrected itself overnight?

I take my glasses off, and with no small amount of excitement, take out my contacts. Fuck me, my eyesite is fixed! I can see!

My eyes are feeling a bit scratchy though so I check out my eyes in the mirror. What the hell is going on? I look closer. What? I'm STILL wearing contacts? I check my case - I definitely took them out just then, they're in the case...

Then it dawns on me that I'd gone to bed forgetting to take my lenses out, and then in the morning I put a new pair in over the top of the old pair. And then my glasses on top of that...

I was ever so disappointed.
(inflateable, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:09, 1 reply)

I've done the same thing...
Wake up, think I've suddenly developed 20:20 vision.
Then curse moments later when I realize I've now got to scrape off my lenses and go back to glasses for the day...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Thu 28 Jul 2011, 7:29, closed)