Biggest laugh I've had at non league football
was a rather fat physio running on to tend to an injury on the other side of the pitch. He wasn't too mobile and the 20-odd seconds it took him to get there was soundtracked by both sets of fans making NEE-NAW, NEE-NAW ambulances noises.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:53, 2 replies)

A particularly lovely moment I can remember is...
...after one spectacular dive, a player who was already on a warning from the ref stayed down, trying to convince all and sundry he was actually hurt only to be given a round of Chopin's Funeral March when the physio reluctantly stepped onto the field.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:56, closed)

Football wit
is some of the sharpest out there.
(username failed moderation, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:02, closed)

Indeed
Former Rangers goalkeeper Andy Goram was at one point diagnosed with schizophrenia. Unsurprisingly, this made the tabloids. He was thereafter subjected to Celtic fans chanting "there's only two Andy Gorams..."
(square go, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:42, closed)