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Rachelswipe says: My niece - after months of begging - was finally allowed to get a hamster, and her grandfather was utterly horrified to learn that it had been called "Nipples", a pretty good name for a pet if you ask us. Alas, it was only the more mundane "Nibbles" - what have you misheard or misunderstood, with truly hilarious consequences?

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jesus ... is there a single man in yorkshire with a shred of dignity?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:04, 1 reply)
the rule doesn't apply any more, i think it got abolished in the 80's
but if yorkshire had been its own country, it would have come 11th in the olympic medal table at 2012.

suck on that, mill-boy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:06, closed)
yeah ... that was kinda the point I was making about the tragic cricket habit
only you and Australia have such a dearth of culture and achievement that you base your self-worth on playing games
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:11, closed)
i think, if you think about it carefully, you might see that there is an edge of humour to the story
in reality we were just on the border and halifax was the nearest big maternity ward. even if a man would really make his wife drive for 3 hours whilst having the vaginal equivalent of an orange being yanked out of her nostril, what wife would put up with it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:15, closed)
there's nowt funny about Yorkshire

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:23, closed)
Actually...
No we wouldn't, we were there at one point during the games but had dropped out of the top 20 come the final medal table.

You can't be a proper Yorkshirist unless you get the smug, self congratulatory pedantry right...
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:43, closed)
... or unless you rewrite history
some people think that the lancy tudors won the wars of the roses. those people are FOOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:47, closed)
dunno ... most people in Lancashire paid enough attention at school to distinguish between the counties and the royal houses

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:16, closed)

paid enough attention at school to distinguish between the counties and the royal houses wish they were from yorkshire
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:29, closed)
I know you'd like to believe that
but I can affirm we'd rather be caught wanking in the school playground than be associated with a third-world county like yours.

And don't even get me started on Cheshire.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 21:29, closed)

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