Mistaken IdentityJizzbiscuits-Murphy writes, "I was punched at a friend's party by a drunk who thought I was Russell Brand"
Well, if you dress anything like him, you probably deserved it, but who have you been mistaken for/mistaken other people for?
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chthonic, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:49)
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Stuck in a traffic jam yesterday...Trying to avoid a rather large traffic delay yesterday just outside Henley-on-Thames, my friends and I decided to ask TomTom to redirect us along the nearest available route. The lane we took was a bit narrow in places but on the whole it was ok. As we neared the rowing club the lane bottlenecked due to parked cars and we were sat in a huge queue of traffic with nowhere to go. Next to us and trying to go in the opposite direction was a rather annoyed local woman who kept muttering to herself about how this was not a cut-through for any old riff raff....she then turned to face us and said, "I'm sorry, but this is a local road for local people" to which I replied...."I'm sorry, you've mistaken me for someone who actually gives a fuck!!"....Pretentious cow!!!!!!
- joke about length and girth here -
(, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 12:11, closed)
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