Have we segued onto "throwaway puns from last year" now? Jolly good. I presume you have some sort of point at the end of this little trip down memory lane.

I don't think I'd be very successful with your proposed patent. Even if you could patent words (you can't) - there's a fair amount of prior art. As you'd know if you owned a dictionary, or could work Google.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:25, 1 reply)

you'll achieve nothing by vandalising online dictionaries, mate
A3. a petty moral crusade only the Sun and other pond-life might care about
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:48, closed)

If only there was a convenient way to link to all of my previous posts in one fell swoop. It'd save you an awful lot of trouble.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 1:13, closed)