Not pets really, livestock.
My mate Geoff had a herd of Friesian dairy cattle and I used to help him weekends. A cold February Sunday and a heifer decides it's her time to calf but she can't get it out. Ropes on legs and much tugging and eventually a sad floppy form spills out onto the meadow. By this time farmer and I are lying on the icy grass breathing smoke signals. Geoff instinctively unblocked the calf's nasal passage and we put this one down to the absence of a god. About a minute later we stood up and prepared to dispose of the corpse and by now you've all guessed the ending. The calf kicked into life and we carried him to a relatively warm barn. An hour later I had him bottle trained ( his mum was too exhausted). Outcome:- well male calves of dairy breeds, have a guess.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 6 Feb 2013, 22:18, 3 replies)

Bang chop sizzle gulp?

( clockworkrat has nice pants, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 4:20, closed)

Veally?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 7 Feb 2013, 5:28, closed)

Here all week, try the veal etc.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 7 Feb 2013, 8:03, closed)