Morning After SouvenirsI once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.
(Suggested by Bicycle Repairman)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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A mate of minecame to class in a foul mood, saying foul things about his immanently ex-gf and the previous day at the beach. He pulled up his shirt to show us; standing out from the general sunburn on his back was a pale cock and balls. She had drawn it in sunblock. Soon it would stand out from the tan.
I liked that girl, good sense of humour.
(, Tue 1 May 2012, 1:11, 3 replies)
That would be a good idea for a scene in a comedy film.(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 May 2012, 9:02,
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I heard that it's been used in a film which is hitting cinemas immanently.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 May 2012, 10:49,
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Soon I will standin the queue.
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