MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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Picture the sceneTwo young lads, skipping through their local park, minding thier own business, as 8 year olds do.
At this point a large, acne covered, branded tracksuit covered teenbeast advances on them and goes straight for a demand.
Fearfully, the two kids reach for their meager pocket money and one for a phone.
"Quickly, Quickly!" Bellows the Mugger.
"Excuse me?" I asked, tapping the man on the shoulder.
He span round, fists ready for the fool who'd interupted his easy pickings.
And then the branch thumped him in the face. I'd never actually knocked someone of their feet before, and I must say, I enjoyed the feeling. I wish people would try to mug my little brother more while I'm nearby.
(, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 17:33, Reply)
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