birmingham muggers are rubbish...
Way back when i was in staying in birmingham with a friend and decided what we really wanted to eat was pizza so off toddle i to find a pizza hut.

My pleasant excursion round the centre of brum was cut short by some dirty scally insisting I give him a smoke. Being the youngster i was i handed one over... and the other he demanded. When he started asking for my wallet I'd had enough and told him to fuck off at which point he revealed a knife and insisted some more. Well, i wasn't gonna hand over my cash and i didn't really want sticking so i negotiated...

"Lead me to pizza hut and leave me in peace with my dinner and he could have whatever was left in my wallet." And he agreed.

As he led me to pizza hut we went past my hotel again and i suddenly 'forgot what what pizza I was supposed to get' and told him I'd 'be right back, just wait there'. So he did. I went up to the bar, ordered a sandwich and a drink and watched him standing there from the landing window... for 20 minutes. After that I got bored and went to bed.
( SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 17 Jun 2006, 0:11, Reply)