Not me but a friend...
...was walking through the scummy streets of Brixton when a guy starts to follow him.
Now my chum had just been skateboarding somewhere in the area and had a fancy bag that you could put your board into leaving you handsfree to talk on your snazzy nokia banana phone!
Que mugger after following for ten minutes walking up to young Benjaminge and requesting in a horrible tone to "hand over the phone or you'll get stabbin's" Ben looks...sums up the situation and raises his hand slowly over his right shoulder grabbing the nose of his board and propelling it in a downward motion towards his knees...nedless to say he returned to his house removed his board and found a large chunk of brain lodged in between his wheel the deck!

The funny thing is that he was on the phone to his mum the whole time and carried the conversation on as if nothing happened!

He, my friend's is my modern day action man!

no apologies for length or girth!
( Supersam11 Can I go on the slides please?, Sun 18 Jun 2006, 13:29, Reply)