Sorry bro...
Not me (I've never ever looked at porn myself - it makes your eyes melt) but when my lovely younger brother was about 11 (he's 23 now) him and a friend decided to use our parent's computer to look at lovely naked ladies. As has happened to many people both before and after my dumb sibling, he forgot to delete the Google browsing history, so that when my mother typed in "geography of Malta" for an Open University paper she was writing, the option "great big boobs" popped up. Fantastic.

Because my mum rocks she thought it would be more fun to wind my brother up rather than telling him off, and my dad hid in the garden and called the house phone when my brother and his friend were over again. My mum then staged a fantastic fake phone call to BT:
"Hello? Yes this is Mrs Lee. Have I got the internet, well yes. No, no it has to be a mistake - there's no one in this house that would do that. You're sure. Naked, you say? Completely? Well, I'm very shocked. The police? Well, I'm sure it wasn't looked at on purpose..." etc,etc.

By the end of the call my brother and his mate were cacking themselves. It was wonderful! It took him a good year to realise that BT didn't call up and threaten to contact the police for looking at boobs on the internet.

His same friend a few months later dared him to go into what they thought was the family planning centre and ask for condoms. He did, but the woman at the counter set him straight and told him, between sniggers, that unless he had a birth, marriage or death to register that he might be in the wrong place.
( hanabanana, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 13:05, Reply)