My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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A view from the Daily MailWith the presence of the internet today, Porn has no longer any mystery or exoticism. No longer do our children have to sneak a copy of "Readers Wives - Bums Special" out inside a copy of Whizzer and Chips. No more can a copy of Knave be found behind the bike sheds, with some of the pages stuck together.
No, now kids can find any amount of depraved filth on the interweb. There are even sites (so I'm told) where its categorised alphabetically so they can quickly locate their chosen fetish and pull themselves off until their eyes cross.
In my day some tits and arse was availed through a stolen or borrowed copy of a jazz mag. If today's youth fancies something a little more "recherchez", he can find websites with photographs of, for example, Overweight Negresses micturating on upturned stuffed cheetas whilst a thin pale dwarf woman looks on slowly wrapping herself in clingfilm.
Signed
Rear Admiral Lt Arthur Biggington-Small (Mrs)
(, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 16:19, Reply)
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