My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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In a brutal attack...Days of yore when I was but a wee lad of 10...
One summer day in school, my compatriots and I were enjoying a simple perambulation around the playing field at lunch.
We come to the hedge by the bigger kids school (secondary) when some one shouts through a gap in the hedge
"Ey! Wanna shee shum tittehs?"
Curious about these 'tittehs' (for I did not know what they were)I poke my head through this gap in the hedge...
And was subsequently beaten around the head a few times with a rolled up gentlemans magazine.
I recoiled and sat down in my dazed state for a few minutes only to find out my friends had gone to get a teacher.
I'm on the field, dazed, with a fetish magazine on my lap.
Arses.
Fortunately my facilitator in education believed what happened and the tykes responsible were reprimanded.
It hurt, but not as much as the fact that my first experience of porn was being beaten around the head with it.
Didn't put me off it though... just off the pissing and chains n that.
COCKCOCKCOCKCOCK etc
(, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 18:47, Reply)
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