Hero to zero
When I was about 14 a girl approached me at school and said that she had seen be heroically cross the road to help a woman who had been knocked over by a large dog in the local high street. I had indeed done this the day before so happily accepted the praise. She went on about how kind it was and that not many people would have done it. I began to think I might be in there until she added a few extra words to the end of that sentence: 'especially as she was obviously a drug addict'.

It was my Mum who I had been helping.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:09, 4 replies)

So your story is
Your mum's a crack whore?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:17, closed)

Pretty much
yes
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 9 May 2013, 15:41, closed)

She obviously managed to bring you up right though.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:25, closed)

Maybe emvee could offer her some gainful employment?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:40, closed)