Near Death Experiences IIFreddie Woo says: I was once caught right in the middle of in an early morning high-speed 30-car pile-up on the M3, but emerged from the chaos in the only car not to have suffered a dent. My trousers told a different story, and learned that you *do* empty your bowels as Death's icy grip reaches out for you. Tell us about your audition for the Final Destination films.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 May 2014, 12:55)
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To answer your valid queries:1. 180 miles at 115mph does not equal 2hrs 24mins - impossible to maintain that speed all journey, roadworks, traffic etc.
2. There were categorically no speed cameras along the M1 in 1995 - in fact it is only now that speed cameras are even being thought of for motorway use www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/10613388/Motorway-speed-cameras-to-be-rolled-out-to-stop-those-driving-faster-than-70mph.html but if you can prove otherwise...
3. The police saw the accident but were not monitoring my speed - they did indeed change my tyre, had a laugh at me fainting and buggered off.
4. My car could easily do 120mph - as proven quite effectively here www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfUBB1UDk9U
But don't this keep you from your abysmal pizzas and oh-so-hilarious otter-posting.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 15 May 2014, 18:10,
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Hey man, leave the Otters out of this. (, Thu 15 May 2014, 18:36, closed)
dunno whythis witless fantasy was demolished within minutes the first time he dribbled it on here
www.b3ta.com/questions/escapes/post833600
tl;dr - little billy knows as much about hot hatches as he does about property investment
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 May 2014, 18:54,
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Less 10% speedometer errorand 20% bullshit error
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