NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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Happy New YearDue to not having a social life in a previous job I would work the 0515 start on New Year's Day which meant getting up at 0400. Fell asleep after 11pm to then be disturbed by the midnight fireworks and the Happy New Year texts from friends. Managed to get back to sleep then at 0230 someone was hammering on the front door. I go downstairs and find a man swaying on the doorstep. After a few moments of looking at eachother he finally says "Wrong house" and goes next door. I give up on sleep and after a while go to work where I reply to all the text messages at 6am. When I got home my neighbour apologised profusely for his guest's conduct and gave me a bottle of wine.
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