And a lot more things
I'm with the best man in the world, and he keeps doing nice things for me, like warming up the bed with a bottle of hot water before I get in; making sure there is always water in the bedside table for me; cooking the best pies ever; helping me at work all the time; picking me up at the station (having to leave the pub and his friends) so I don't walk alone...

He made a macro with VB so every time I open Excel at work there is a picture of something nice for me. And he keeps changing it to make me smile.

Best thing, though, was a few weeks ago when he told his housemate about us. I can't give you any details, just trust me, it was the best thing he could have done for me.

And he's great with his tongue and has magic fingers too (and doesn't mind taking his time there)
(Aberracion, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:39, closed)

Ugh.
You've made me feel ill. ;D
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:44, closed)

Yeah.
The last bit... TMI
(FelchMyBelch looking forward to an eternity in Hell since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:46, closed)

Oh no, I liked that bit.
The rest was just too mushy for my liking, I hope that Mr Aberracion can some day have his ovaries replaced with testicles.

(Only joking Abba, I'm sure he's a great bloke)
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:52, closed)

You might be right
He sounds a bit like a gay, but he's very proud of it as it usually makes his friends jealous when he's surrounded by ladys!

And I can assure you he's got testicles. I could give you details about them, but other people could feel ofended.
(Aberracion, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:56, closed)

Are they hairy
wrinkly and taste faintly of sweat?

Thought so.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:00, closed)

What!!
Have you seen them??
(Aberracion, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:05, closed)

Seen?
No, tasted.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:58, closed)

They're nice
Aren't they?
(Aberracion, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:10, closed)

I'd like to smother them in salsa
and scoop it all off with my tongue and some Doritos.

Yum-yum Mr Aberracion, you are a sexy-testicled man.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:12, closed)

I was feeling queasy at the VB Macro bit
- the guy clearly has too much time on his hands. :-o
(Reverend Fister with buttocks quivering in anticipation on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:49, closed)

Not a lot of time
But he's good at this.
(Aberracion, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:59, closed)

He is a
deviant macro virus writer. Its obvious. How can you be so blind! This cant end well. Walk away. Dont look back. Leave everything. Tell no one. Start again in a country far away. Live a modest celibate life. Connect with no one. Its the only way.
( I have run out of coke scum, subhuman scum, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:01, closed)

I think I could do everything
except the celibate thing.
(Aberracion, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:05, closed)

You know he's doing the VB thing...
...just so he can surprise you with a Goatse picture one day.
(Musuko, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:11, closed)

I hadn't thought about it
mmmmm... I'll be carefull from now on.

He used it against me when Murray beated Nadal last time. I wasn't happy.
(Aberracion, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:14, closed)

^
You mean he used Goatse against you when Murrary beat Nadal? Sicko!
(powervator Twitted his twat on http://twitter.com/pow3rvator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:15, closed)

You're sick
And scare me :P
(Aberracion, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 14:24, closed)