Trying to get into the Garage in Sauchiehall Street
on my 18th birthday - a friend had given me a toy dinosaur as a present, so when they asked if I had any weapons with me, I pulled dino out of the bag and shouted 'RAWR! I have a vicious man eating lizard, does that count?'.

They then asked if I had any identification to prove that I was over 5...
(vitamince pies is sitting down carefully, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:12, closed)

But...
... you escaped with your life, so that's something.
( Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 15:31, closed)

I don't believe this
....like the garage would ask for ID!
(puggs, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 16:38, closed)

my mate billy is the dj at the cathouse in Sauchiehall Street
which is owned by the same dodgy music 'Impresario'

just saying like
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 10 Apr 2009, 17:21, closed)

Small world
me and a bunch of mates used to work in one or two of his "establishments", good times, lots of stories. Also, lots of H&S related insanity (normally when they employed barstaff to do building and renovation work on their newly acquired dung heaps).
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 13:54, closed)

HA!!!
Now that's simply fucking EXCELLENT!!!
(SpankyHanky, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:07, closed)

This should
come immediately before mine in the best of page :-)
(vibrating tuna, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 13:26, closed)