Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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Last turkey in the shopArriving at the hospital with me meat-and-two-veg freshly shaved like a freshly plucked Christmas turkey in advance of that day's rather intimate operation, I found the whole terrifying ordeal had been cancelled at short notice.
I was told by the only nurse on duty that everybody had taken the day off because poor, sweet Princess Diana had carked it, and nobody felt like coming in to work that week.
"Could I come back another day?" she asked.
"Um. Why didn't you tell me BEFORE I got my Bic razor out and nicked me ballbag on a blunt bit?"
"We wanted to see how many people actually turned up."
HULK SMASH!!
Never mind the length, feel the girth.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 15:30,
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