Now, there was no need for that...Tell us about the times when an already difficult situation has been made worse for no good reason. Pollollups writes, "As if being given a muscle relaxant and trapped in an MRI tube wasn't bad enough: whilst thus immobilised, they played me Dido."
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chthonic, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 7:46)
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The day my nob became a student projectWay back when, in the days when Aids was still a slimming biscuit, I dumped a psycho-schizo ex-girlfriend who then proceeded to stalk me across 60 miles of England to get me back. Unfortunately it succeeded (there was a lot of booze involved).
A tad later, courtesy of a prostitute who'd been shagging the other guy she'd been shagging whilst all this was happening, I woke up one morning with my bell-end looking like an Iced Gem.
Off I went to the family doctor who'd been looking after me since I was about 9. Told him what ailed me, whipped it out and slapped it on the table...
... and then a student doctor walked in. "This is Dr. Namechanged (aged about 18), she is sitting in with my surgeries today, you don't mind do you?"
Sometimes there are other things to apologise for than length.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2005, 16:44, Reply)
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