silly cow
So, i discover my now ex-wife has been getting knobbed by the office chav. Cue much wailing, gnashing of teeth and mammoth drinking sessions for a couple of weeks before (mistakenly) giving in to her pleas to give it "another go".

So there we are, walking our dog together one evening, merely days after re-uniting as a couple..and her mobile beeps to announce the arrival of a new text message.
"Who's that from?"
I ask...since around this time one might imagine i'm more than a little paranoid.
"Oh it's from 'office-chav'"
She replies....
"What?!!" I reply, "In allah's name is that cuntwit contacting you for?!!!"
"Oh," she replies "He's just saying thankyou."

At this stage im almost aflame with rage and disbelief

"Why the fuck is that little prick saying thankyou to to you?!!!!"
"Oh, i called him to wish him happy birthday today".

(no need!)

She didnt see the harm in this and it still took me a good few months before i began to see clearly and dumped her from a great height like the peice of crap she is.

Ah well, she's just got some poor sap to father a child to her. Unlucky bloke.

Me, i moved away, got a beautiful bird, high paid job and am having the time of my life.

So not all bad in the end, really.

She's still a slag though.

:-)
(inspoken, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 12:13, Reply)