No Self-AwarenessI had a boss who had no idea of his body odour problem, and everybody was too tactful to break it to him. Not so a visiting Rev Ian Paisley: "What the blazes is that smell? Is it you?" That sorted it. Stories of people blissfully unaware of their bad smells, bad manners and foghorn voices.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 13:31)
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My friend picks his noseusing his thumb and finger together, like a pair of tweezers. It's quite an offputting sight, especially if he's in your house or car at the time and you're never quite sure what he's going to do with the fruits of his nasal excavation afterwards (I once observed him dropping them into his shirt pocket)
Of course, if confronted about it he pulls the classic nose-picker's excuse; "I had an itch! I was scratching!"
(, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:53, 1 reply)
my dad's worsehe's reached that age where he thinks it's funny to flick his nose gems at you if you call him out on a picking
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:55,
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If my Dad did that, I'd fucking kill him.
Well, if he was still alive. He's not.
Been dead for 30 years. But I'd still be really cross.
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it's still better than his stealth farts(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:31,
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