The fact that someone has spawned
does not permit them to then use said sprog in pram as a siege weapon, or to stop traffic by shoving the hapless child-on-wheels in front of moving vehicles. I have seen arrogant, complacent, scummy mummies do both round our way. I have also heard them discussing the best techniques of ramming pedestrians with their prams so, like the previous poster I refuse to make way for them, and watch as their bubble of self-righteous middle class entitlement deflates and they realise for a few seconds that the world does not revolve around Tarquin Junior.
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:00, 1 reply)

We have photos
And I am more than happy to show them to you while you block my 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride pram (only Pom's call it a pushchair).

Look, Junior used the potty this morning, here are 368 pics of his facial expression while he sat there and, here are the 249 I took of the results in the bottom of the potty when he finished - do you think that is a normal colour?
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:11, closed)

Poms under 40
call them pushchairs, because that's what they have picked up from the creeping Merkinisation of our culture. Grumpy older bastards like me still call them prams, because that's what they bloody are- perambulators.
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Sat 1 Dec 2012, 8:08, closed)