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Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!

(, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
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Would have made me a cunt.
If you don't mind.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:20, 1 reply)
Not really.
I'm happy with my original assertion.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:24, closed)
So you're saying that I'm a cunt now?
Over something that happened 14 years ago?
You cunt.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:27, closed)
Pretty much, yes.
I'm glad you think time is a factor here, especially as you seem quite proud of what you did.

Basically all you have done is say "it was 14 years ago" as if that makes it okay for you to act like a cunt and not show the least bit of contrition for your actions.

Classic cunt behaviour.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:31, closed)
Obviously time is a factor. I can't change what I did and it gave me cause to have a good look at myself.
Proud? No.
Cunt? No.
Personally evolved over the last decade and a half? Yes.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:35, closed)
Perhaps you should re-read your replies to others.
Or indeed the original post you came out with. You seem quite chuffed at yourself, you may not see it but that's how you come across.

I wasn't calling you a cunt for the hell of it.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:38, closed)
No, I think you've decided I'm a cunt and are interpreting my posts on that basis.

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:42, closed)
Ahahaha you are such a tool
Admitting you did that, going 'LOL ;)' and then pissing and moaning when people call you out for being an utter fucking moron.

LOL
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:46, closed)
Not really.
I read your post with no pre-conception of who you are, not having interacted with you on b3ta in any way shape or form before.

Your story, your whole attitude in responding to others, has led me to believe you are a cunt. It also appears you didn't read my last reply properly either. You said that you're not proud of what you've done, I'm glad to hear that. I only pointed out that you gave no indication of that anywhere else.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:47, closed)
Recalling a cuntish thing 14 years ago and not thinking you're still a cunt = Cunt with added Moron

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:38, closed)
Recalling past cuntery and seeing the true distance between then and now=evolution.
Not realising that one series of actions 14 years ago don't define an entire person now=retarded.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:45, closed)
Less cuntery, more 'it happened ages ago so it's okay LOL ;)'
Boy oh boy are you special
LOL ;)
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:48, closed)
I'd stop trying to provoke him if I were you
he might glue up your locks, ruin your heating and water system and attempt to electrocute you in the shower, because he's clearly not man enough to just walk away from a fight
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:38, closed)
oh, don't be silly. he wasn't trying to KILL anyone. everyone knows that messing with the electrics of a shower is just a harmless prank.

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:44, closed)
Do you know much about showers?
Didn't think so.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:45, closed)
you said yourself that you could have caused a fire
that's pretty mental
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:47, closed)
You're making Truthbert look good, that's a pretty impressive feat.
You might want to just let this be and move on from this thread.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:06, closed)
But it's brightening an otherwise boring Friday afternoon.
Watching the mongs react in such a predictable fashion.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:10, closed)
OK.
*buys more popcorn*
*eats more popcorn*
*feels thirsty*
*Finishes large Fanta*
*Needs toilet*
*Goes to toilet*
*Misses middle of film*
*Gets confused*
*Asks friends what is going on*
*Gets told off for talking in film*
*Sulks in seat for last half hour*
*Doesn't enjoy the cinema at all*
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:23, closed)

Of course time is a factor. I did plenty of things in my youth that I'd not do today, including pulling the wings off insects and shitting myself in public.

In any event, anyone who resorts to physical violence following a verbal disagreement deserves some form of consequence - it's generally accepted that such behaviour may lead to some form of financial outlay/loss of liberty if dealt with by the courts. Potentially-fatally rigging the shower is quite possibly overkill, granted...
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:51, closed)
LOL!
U SHIT UR PANTS!!!!!!

LOSER!!!!!!!
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:21, closed)

Not that I recall - but I have it on good authority that I shat my nappy on many occasions, and there is photographic evidence (ie, a largish bulge) proving without any shadow of a doubt that I shat my swimming trunks on a moderately crowded beach.

You can't hold it against me though, it was three months ago.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:25, closed)
LOL!
UR IN2 SCAT PORN!!!!!!!!!!!

etc.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:30, closed)
oh come on
we've all come home from primary school at least once wearing the special knickers.

Haven't we?
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:30, closed)
LOL!
U SHIT URSELF IN PUBLIC!!!!

LOSER!
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:32, closed)
this wouldn't be nearly so bad if you weren't the maths teacher.

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:32, closed)
tru.

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:37, closed)
"This one time I did a massive rape. But it was over a month ago, so you can't hold it against me."
It's a classic watertight defence.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:17, closed)
This is how prison works
The judge looks at the crime and determines the amount of time required for you to stop being a cunt. Then he locks you up until all cuntery has been drained from your systems.

Some people though never stop being a cunt, and we keep them locked up frever :(
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:43, closed)
It's the only sane way to carry on.
How do they determine whether the cuntery has definitely left your system?
Does the system take into account how long it has been since you last bragged about it online?
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:48, closed)
Parole boards
If they said "you dun a rape" and you go "lulz", they have specific government guidelines and flow charts that point to you still being a cunt.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:52, closed)
unless you've atoned for it.... yes

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:49, closed)
also... what length of time is required for the status of cunt to be rescinded?
were you a cunt yesterday?
were you a cunt 6 months after the even?

I just don't know :(
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:50, closed)
Yes, I've atoned for it.
In the period following my outrageous actions I went on a real emotional roller-coaster ride.
I'm still not happy about what I did, but neither can I change it.
And to deny that I did it would hardly have helped me change.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 14:58, closed)
See, now this makes you not a cunt.
Had you merely expressed this in your post, or earlier on, then I wouldn't have called you a cunt.

But your post, and many replies, smack of pride in your actions.

I'm glad you are a more stable person now.

Edit: You're still acting like a cunt now though.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:02, closed)
Yeah, I'm glad you felt really bad for not turning yourself in, too

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:05, closed)
There's a difference between "not denying you did it" and "bragging".

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:16, closed)
DING DING DING!
CORRRRRECT! That was the secret answer we've been looking for... what do we have for her Johnny?
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:20, closed)
I don't even own an Johnny.

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:22, closed)
AN I PAYING FOR THIS CARP!

(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:22, closed)
Re-posting a 4 1/2 tale on B3ta hardly constitutes bragging.
And at least I'm contributing something to the content of the site.
Unlike most of the /talk waterheads.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:26, closed)
ahh... so you're saying the post is 4 1/2 years old?
so the first time you posted it was less than 10 years ago?

is that enough for you to be a cunt?
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:32, closed)
It's bragging.
You know it's bragging.
You're bragging.
LOOK AT THE CLEVER PETTY REVENGE I DUNND AFTER I INSULTED SOMEONE IN HIS OWN HOOME!!!!!!!!
Well done you. On being a petty minded prick.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:33, closed)
Not petty, but yes it was revenge.
And no, it wasn't in his home but that of his partner.
That was abundantly clear in my OP, were you able to read and understand English.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:32, closed)
And what the fuck is this "contributing" argument.
I could post the word SPUNK on all the boards over and over. That would be contributing. It wouldn't make for a good website though.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:34, closed)
Preciceleleley.
Thanks.
(, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 0:30, closed)

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