Fuck off and die you pointless spastic

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:45, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

hahahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:46, Reply)

* clicks *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

bullied on every board, i don't like b3ta

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Without wanting to be pedantic, you did bring this on yourself
Chill out, post some funnies and crack on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

STOP TRYING TO HELKP ME YOU SHIT
I KNOW ITS A TRAP
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

/ackbar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

allah!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Let me put it to you this way, sunshine
Say you walked into a pub, saw a large group of people gathered chatting, garnered a flicker of recognition from one or two and invited yourself to sit with them despite several of them clearly not liking you. Following this, your attempts to ingratiate yourself with the group involved acting like a prize bellend and banging on about one of the group's dead mother.

What reaction would you expect?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

lol cardeadmom

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

This makes me think you're the truth fairy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

The Truth Fairy is wittier than this cunt
and I do not say that easily
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

i just wanna go home

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)

i know who you are now
you tripped yourself up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Didn't we decide he was SaxyQCwhatever?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

hmmm
i have a different view.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

i'm rachelswipe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

See DG's post
Unless your theory is "Bert", that's SO last year
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Go on then, swipey...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

i'm coming down with cold/flu
i don't feel well and i don't like it :(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Hey! Maybe you'll die!
*orders 100 internet party hats*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

it would be terrible if i died

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Explain how

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

you'd miss me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Well, you've got me there
Where would we be without your abject social ineptitude?

Oh yeah. Last week.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

you're only mean because you like em

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

You might be Bert after all
I'm mean because you were astonishingly insensitive to a friend of mine and I want you to fuck off
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)

i wasn't insensitive was i?!
ohmegosh, he said to me his dead mum was a running joke!!

Sorry everyone, sorry agnostic
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Very well put DF.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Cheers
Not that I expect it to have the desired effect
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

wow, you're awfully far up eac other's bums

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:12, Reply)

If everyone who didn't like you was up each other's bums
then B3ta would be like a massive anal orgy with only one person not participating. That person would be stood on the sidelines, trying to resist the urge to wank himself into a coma of self-hatred. That person would be you.

A bit like your sex life. And by "sex life", I obviously mean "porn habit".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:18, Reply)

lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Fantastic

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

hey, sorry about before

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)