It was the one that had his moat cleaned on expenses that really made me laugh.

( Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How else does one get it cleaned?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)

"Are you seriously proposing that pay to get my own moat cleaned?
"My dear sir, what on Earth are the peasantry *for*?"
( Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

my dad uses the welsh to do ours
they're near enough the cheshire border and grateful for the cash
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:48, Reply)

cash sheep
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:48, Reply)

c w
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)

haha
i am laughing a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

I don't get what goes through someone's head to think "That is an OK purhcase".
How can someone draw the conclusion that it is anything but a sackable offence?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:46, Reply)

It won't
It will have been his PA/assistant/butler
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

It wasn't a sackable offence
Apart from one or two exceptions (those who have been or are being prosecuted), on the whole it was the system that was corrupt not the MPs. They were encouraged to claim for as much as they could.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

^ this ^
yes, they SHOULD have thought, i am being a disgusting piss-taker, but they didn't because everyone else was doing it. and we all know that makes it ok.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)

I'd do it just for the lols

( Kroney, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I think anyone who has to say "What I did wasn't wrong, according to law BLAH BLAH I was perfectly entitled too.." must know they're taking the piss.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)

gonz your username is making me hungry, dammit

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Ma' made some salt beef and potato ludkas, I got proper jew-food for lunch today. OH BOY.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)

now you've made me want a bagel
damn you gonz damn you and all your kind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 11:18, Reply)