Top o' the morning bumders
I just got back from Ireland. How was your week?

alt q: biggest spoiler you ever received
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:01, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just read this...
gizmodo.com/5895555/i-have-a-magnet-implant-in-my-finger

And now I really really want to create some kind of meat-pocket in my little finger that I can put magnets into and take out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Like a socket set?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Nah', kindda like imagine under my little finger on the left hand, a small cut with a pouch inside it that I could put a magnet into.
I'd have to stretch the width of it to get it in, to make it not just fall out so easy. I donno exactly, I've just looked that you can get bars, that would do, if you could get magnettic ones.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:26, Reply)

My main skill set involves ford feista (MKiii 1989-95) repair
I want to make it my SUPERPOWER
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:30, Reply)

So far it's been shite, and I can't see it improving
Alt Q: Paul Ross ruined Usual Suspects for me, that was a bit of a shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:35, Reply)

why so shit?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:45, Reply)

It's been a bit rubbish being home alone with seemingly everyone else in Newcastle having fucked off home.
But I've just made some fantastic arrangements for when I get home next week, and I'm currently a happy chappy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:51, Reply)

Good man, good to hear it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:54, Reply)

Daft how girls make you feel init?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Aye, very much so

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Any better luck with flowers girl?

(berk, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:05, Reply)

She is the one that plans have been made with.
She's booking time off work over the next four weeks as well so there's more time for us to get off our tits and have a smashing time together. Touch wood it all goes well this time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Good luck fella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Cheers buddy.
I'm flabbergasted I got her in the first place to be honest, now like a leech/virus I have no intention of leaving.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Sweet, haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:18, Reply)

alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Alright Doze?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Nae bad.
Listening to this:

youtu.be/B_FafCJbyWE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:10, Reply)

My listening for the evening so far
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXWaVz4yogI
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Srsly dude, that is terrible.
I much prefer Slayer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:11, Reply)

To each their own, I say
My playlists are mental, I listen to all sorts. I've now got this on - www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0pM5dm--yQ&ob=av2e
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Billy 'wife beater' Joel.
Nice work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)

He's a wife beater?
Well, you learn something new every day.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:15, Reply)

IBYM dude.
Reign in Blood played in its entirety.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:28, Reply)

I know but I haven't the funds :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Tap Battered for it
He's incredibly wealthy, dontchaknow?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:32, Reply)

He wouldn't confirm if that was true or not.
Such a mysterious and NOT POMPOUS fellow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:34, Reply)

He's alright
A bit quick to anger, maybe. I suspect he was probably a coke-head before marriage and kids.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)

SPOT ON!!
He was at Coke for three solid years
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Was there for five years.
Tangled's assumption is correct. Caught it before it became a problem rather than a small aspect of my lifestyle. Not touched it since April 2007.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:35, Reply)

I can't make that man, GUTTED, or the Shante hip hop thing in Kentish town WOE IS ME !!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Oh Rory :'(
All work and no play...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Innit, not in London really at the moment. :(( and they've got Mudhoney there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Week has been a bit shit so far
But is now looking up, weekend will contain copious quantities of mental-ex-wife but there will be witnesses so she should behave her self. If I get to monday wi'out stabbing anyone life will be sweet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Hope all goes well for you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:15, Reply)

I think I'm alone in here with notorious sex pest Agnostic Antichrist.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Aye, certainly seems that way
And I'm not that bad
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Not what I've heard.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:19, Reply)

RORY I HAVEN'T LISTENED TO ANY MO' WAX ALL WEEK!!!!1111!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:20, Reply)

I'm expecting Excessive Ephemera on vinyl tomorrow, better be good

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Is that the extra disc that came with the reissued Endtroducing?
Not really worth it, the best two tracks are the Organ Donor remix and Cut Chemists's Number Song remix, both of which you should already have.

If it had had his remix of Painkiller by Depeche Mode, then yeah, but I wouldn't pay for it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Dunno, it's this lot
www.discogs.com/DJ-Shadow-Excessive-Ephemera/release/653870
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)

That's exactly the one.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:39, Reply)

I like the shiny packaging

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Been busy, larp event tomorrow
I'm sneaking out of work the very second I finish teaching...not even going to check my email (it'll only contain some PANIC email or something).

Got mah pole arm, got my skittle brau, time to party like it's 1112!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:34, Reply)

I hope you're working on a really cool
put down, rory. This post is BEGGING for one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:36, Reply)

larp lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:37, Reply)

lame
just wait...rory's gonna do a good one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Fingers crossed x x x x

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)

It's a free country, and at least it don't involve being sat in front of a computer screen for a sixteen hour straight run shouting at imaginary orcs or summit
Well done Cavey
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:41, Reply)

oh..um...thanks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Do people get to fuck on these places? I reckon, after watching Game Of Throwns, medievil sex would be hot.
Proper sweaty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)

They can do what they like in their tents
I always just hope no one does it in character. Seems wrong, somehow, a little too close to furries. especially people playing werewolves and things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)

of course
I will be trying to get some this weekend. Unlikely, but always worth a shot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Sex is hot if you're doing it right regardless of the era...

(berk, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Folk back then only fucked if they wanted kids.
Partly due to the total lack of contraceptives, but also because the church had dinned it into them that taking any pleasure from it was a mortal sin.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:35, Reply)

yay!
I think I'd be more sold on firefly LARP if'n I could have a pole arm.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)

oh tits! still not booked for that
it's going to sell out pretty soon, too. I'll do it when I get back. Not sure if you couldn't have a pole arm, not sure how it would work with the character and setting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

S'OK, I has a gun, assuming we're allowed to bring our own.
I should really, really book, do you think monday willl be OK?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Not sure of the specs for weapons safety at this one
I've only done sword-y ones before. Check the rules before hand.

I'm hoping monday will be OK, because that's when I'm booking. I think you need to work out character stats to book, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)

This is why I need to leave it til then, so I can have time, until then I'm too busy.
It's an air pistol with a shoulder stock that I can add a scope and silencer to to make it look the part, so not dangerous, but will check rules.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Yeah, I gotta pack and stuff
for tomorrow, and I have a notoriously short attention span for reading rules
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:53, Reply)

is there actually going to be a crew?
or just you me and that other girl?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:54, Reply)

in theory other people are signing up
but noone's really posted on the board, going to talk some into it this weekend. If nothing else small groups are OK, plus there's another group probably going we know well, so we could attach ourselves to them, perhaps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

Ok, let me know how it goes.
might need to change character a tad if the setup's different/
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:02, Reply)

nah
if you're a heavy, we'd need one anyway. Work out the stats and a name, and we'll finesse actual characters nearer the time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Ahh, y'see I was going for mechanic.
But I can do heavy, usually do (well did).
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:04, Reply)

mechanic would be something we'd need anyway, too
apparently they are very useful in the system, they've got some cool stuff in place for them and there's been a few puzzles and plots that specifically use mechanic skills
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)

OK, I'll do one or t'other.
Let me know after the weekend if there's anyone wanting to do one of those and I'll go the other way. you got my email, right?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

no probs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Disco time, get involved.
youtu.be/lcuL32pbcvM
If that don't get you tapping your feet, nothing will.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)

I still have no idea where I heard this track first, but I am fond of it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWwRGOHJ-2A
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Oh, allright then, just for Dozer:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BFXCgm5270&ob=av3n
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)