Yay for the pub.
I shall be partaking of that activity a little later, and watching an excellent band play into the bargain.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

^the hard pressed unemployed
shouldn't you be at home weeping at being middle aged and on the scrap heap already, thatchers generation forgotten, showing solidarity with your miner brothers and sisters
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)

I only have one brother and one sister, and neither of them are miners.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Can't you get a kestrel and watch that fly around to cheer you up, I saw it on a filum once

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:40, Reply)

I interviewed the bloke who was the sound engineer on that film a few years ago.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Did he hang himself with some miserable brass band playing in the background, that's about the only hobby ooop north

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Waaa waaa waaaaaaaahhhhhh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:44, Reply)

We'll cheer DG up yet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:45, Reply)

that was supposed to be that sort of brass sound
when something goes comically wrong...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:46, Reply)

BAZING!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

No need, Rory, I'm in a perfectly good mood already.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:48, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1571059
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)

You're thinking of Yorkshire, potato boy.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:47, Reply)

It all Kes country up there, no wonder everyone's on antidepressants and heroin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)

I read a story in teh paper a while back
about a scaghead who died in her living room and lay there for a few days before anyone found her. By which point her dog, who'd become a bit hungry by then, had chewed her face off.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:57, Reply)

I'd probably eat the face first
or maybe the thumbs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)

It's fair to say that the window cleaner got a bit of a shock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:01, Reply)