if you know lots of people there, weddings are great
if you only know one or two, i'd usually rather watch the national lottery programme. without a ticket.

alt: yes, i have a couple of direct deductions from my salary, i always leave any change under £1 in the charity tin at the till in shops, and i frequently buy food for homeless people. although the last guy asked me for a large vat of natural yoghurt instead of a sandwich, which i thought a bit odd.

i also got OFFERED soup when i walked past a homeless shelter last year. all i could think of was "this cardigan is ralph lauren, sweetie". i gave that to charity too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i pulled a fat chick with acne on friday night, and a slightly less chunky bird with braces on saturday
perhaps you know them?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)

What happened to your orange girlfriend?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)

big row last wednesday
i still saw her on saturday too though, we had a nice walk and a chat so its not definitely over yet
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

yet you snogged two fat birds...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

WE WERE ON A BREAK
you know, like when Ross slept with the photocopier girl, and then when Rachel found out Joey repopulated the world with condoms
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Quentin, I hope you realise that not all big girls gravitate towards each other like asteroids in space.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:57, Reply)

we're all aware taht ugly birds hang around together so taht they don't look as bad around their mates
blokes go "oh she's a bit rough, but at elast she's not as rough as that"
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:59, Reply)

ha, you seem to be trying to pick a fight today
but we've all seen your picture, and frankly not even jo brand would go there, so i call QOTW LIES on this one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 11:58, Reply)

i'm just having anice monday, don't ruin it :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

alright alright
i had a vegetable lasagne on sunday, which was the first pasta i've had since christmas. you can call me fat for eating that if it helps?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:03, Reply)

That sounds like rubish lasagne.
Lasagne is acceptable as long as it contains mince. You can put spinach and ricotta layers in betweeen the meat layer if you like. But that's it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

oh no no, i have to disagree here
lasagne should be stuffed full of vegetables to give it lots of interesting texture. mince can go fuck its stringy self.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Aye, I got the Saint Hugh Fearnley-Whittinsgtall Vegetable Cookbook
and cooked the kale and mushroom the lasagne the other night. And it was lovely.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:41, Reply)

YES!
you can be so much more creative. the best one i've ever had was roasted garlic mushrooms, red onions and red peppers with goats cheese (or feta, i forget which), but you could put anything in there.

not just chewed up bits of dead cow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:43, Reply)

An average vegiterian lasagnia beats an average meat lasagnia
A shit vegiterian lasagnia beats an shit meat lasagnia
BUT, but, a really good meat lasagnia beats a really good vegiterian one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)

i am happy to agree to this
as it means you and al will chow down on the meat one and leave the lovely vegetable carbs for me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)

I'm totally going to make one this week, in my magic pan that is shaped like this [S] so ALL THE SLICES ARE CORNER ONES.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:23, Reply)

omg
the corner slices are the best bit by such a long way
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:26, Reply)

** SIgh ** If only there was a pretty girl I could sit in the park with eating the most amazing lasagnia that ever did exist.
www.firebox.com/product/2808/Edge-Lasagne-Pan
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:45, Reply)

HINT HINT.... free this weekend.... HINT HINT.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:46, Reply)

what kind of lasagne does that pan make????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:56, Reply)

but your BMI is in the healthy zone!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:07, Reply)

bang in the middle of it ACTUALLY
but i thought it might help your monday anyway
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:10, Reply)

you're always giving swipe, i hope some day the universe repays you in kind

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)

an italian buddhist!
well i never.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 12:20, Reply)