Both are spectacularly fatal
So I'll stick with Norwich cheers. It's unspectacular but it doesn't kill you.

Might put that forward to the council as the offical city motto.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:51, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

got to be better than the current one
"We don't care if she's your sister"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Don't be daft old boy
Of course they care. If they didn't then Ms Foxtrot and I wouldn't have to live this complicated double life of subterfuge and faked birth certificates. The penalty for coitus with a non-relative is death by brutal sodomy. In instances where the convicted has no male kin this can lead to a deadly daisy chain of death stretching halfway down a row of corn ears.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I'm going to be in Norwich next month for a christening.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)

More breaking news ia it happens

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Count the fingers and toes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

That's why he's been invited
Locals who know double figures are few and far between, we have to bring in analysts from across The Border
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Whereabouts?
Also; what's James Cameron done to anger you? I haven't read the news today, for some reason I think this place and BBC Sport are more worthy of my work internet usage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

i.imgur.com/4jJu6.jpg
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

He looks like such a prick.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

He's never been anytihing except complimentary about you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Which one?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:02, Reply)

It's a tough choice.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Near the football staduim,
well that's where their house is, not sure where the christening is yet.
He's dived down to the bottom of the Mariana Trench, being smug about it etc.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I see
There's a really nice pub along the river called the Rushcutters... and I've no idea why I'm telling you this, it stands to reason that the parents will have an itinerary in mind without a "furriner" telling them which pub to go to.

As you were.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Because you are hoping to meet up and settle your differences mano-a-mano?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I don't want to cast aspertions on Chompy's masculinity
But as a fellow internet shutin it stands to reason that should he and I be involved in pugilism, it would make the fight in Bridget Jones' Diary look like Tyson vs Ali, Balboa vs Drago, The Rock vs a fucking TANK
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I was thinking more Women in Love

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

This does not surprise me
You FUCKING PERVERT

I would like to point out that I wasn't calling Chompy a bender, more suggesting that neither one of us would be much cop in a fight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Watching men wrestle naked in front of a fire makes me a pervert now, does it?
Oh...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

No, of course not
But I'm not having people popularising the works of Oliver Reed on my watch. He drank ALCOHOL.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I bet you worry about the self esteem of the guys plumelling your bumhole in your fantasies.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Plumelling sounds like a lot of fun
Presumably this involves battering someone to death with a plunger, like a grossly incompetent Dalek
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I was sure that was a real world.
Google Search - YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME !!!!! I meant pummelling
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

I won't lie to you Gonz, that's disappointing
I thought you had a whole new meme lined up there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Aw' man, I got a meme at the moment but only a few people know about it, and it's even caused Angry Gazes.
I might tell chompy because we all know he can't keep a secret.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Who's angry with you, Gonz?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)