I've just had someone call up to book an X-ray
I was tempted to have them come in to the office, point my desk lamp at their arm and draw a picture of some bones and charge them a grand. Is that how it works?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They'll see right through you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:24, Reply)

L.T.I.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:25, Reply)

:-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)

True facts
I've been working on a safety system for a customer's X-ray machine.

It is so powerful that if it goes off in the same room as you, you die. Not after some time, instant frying. I'd better design it so that it can't.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)

So you have a customer with a death-ray machine.
Does he also have his own private army, a hidden bunker and a golden gun?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:36, Reply)

It's even better than that Mr Bond

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Do you ACTUALLY die?
Or do you get big and green when things annoy you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 17:39, Reply)