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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Town was disappointingly low on scantily -clad hotties at lunchtime
The weather, whilst glorious, has increased footfall which means more mongs in my fucking way.
I did, however, see a one-armed MJ impersonator dancing for coins outside Jarrolds. No word of a lie. He was really fucking good as well. I lobbed a quid into his hat, and as the song ended I stuck out my right hand to shake his.
Now which arm do you think he was missing?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
The weather, whilst glorious, has increased footfall which means more mongs in my fucking way.
I did, however, see a one-armed MJ impersonator dancing for coins outside Jarrolds. No word of a lie. He was really fucking good as well. I lobbed a quid into his hat, and as the song ended I stuck out my right hand to shake his.
Now which arm do you think he was missing?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I am in Uxbridge
So scantily clad, yes. Hotties, no. No, no, no, no.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
So scantily clad, yes. Hotties, no. No, no, no, no.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Yeah, I think we may have something in common here
I mean besides being ridiculously handsome and effortlessly suave.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I mean besides being ridiculously handsome and effortlessly suave.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
are you both dozer sock puppets?
or does he just stick his good looking hands up your arses for fun?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
or does he just stick his good looking hands up your arses for fun?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
I have it on good authority that I'm better-looking than Dozer
Which makes me wonder just how minging he must be
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Which makes me wonder just how minging he must be
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
I liked it when Al posted pictures of you with a blue rinse and you got all upset
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I had a look at the music profile thing he keeps banging on about.
He's certainly confident.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
He's certainly confident.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I find overconfidence to be an enormously unattractive trait
Yes, yes, I know, jealousy, overcompensating, gay crush, whatevs
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Yes, yes, I know, jealousy, overcompensating, gay crush, whatevs
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I'm not passing judgement.
Just saying that I've seen his photo and that he's confident.
You coming to the Bristol bash, by the way?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Just saying that I've seen his photo and that he's confident.
You coming to the Bristol bash, by the way?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Sadly not
I was being optimistic when I said I could come, it was always dependent on the missus being up for a trip to Bristol to visit her sister.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I was being optimistic when I said I could come, it was always dependent on the missus being up for a trip to Bristol to visit her sister.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Not allowed to spend a night away from home, eh?
My ex was a bit like that.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
My ex was a bit like that.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Haha it's more the 240-mile trip
but possibly not, given that I'd be off to meet internet randoms!
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
but possibly not, given that I'd be off to meet internet randoms!
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)
My mouseover isn't working today, you'll have to spell this out to me, ok
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)
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