OMG I just agreed to move offices
from next week I will have a window! A fucking window! I will know what the weather is like without having to open a door and walk down a corridor!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I guess weather conditions are critically important when it comes to digging holes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)

i can't beleive you keep picking fights with peopoe battered, its completely out of order

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Not picking a fight with anyone.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)

oh so now you're calling me a liar?
i wish you would just die battered
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Not going to give you that pleasure.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)

YOU'LL HAVE TO IF I FIND A SAMIAD

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Outside, now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)

C'MON THEN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Nah, I think I'd rather go for a pint actually.
It's too hot for a scrap.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I agree.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I am relieved to be back home and wearing a t-shirt
after being stuffed inside a suit for most of the morning / early afternoon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Was this your Sunderland interview?
How did it go? You find it OK?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Nah, that's tomorrow at 4.
This was on Benton Park road. Seemed to go well, but I'm not going to hedge my bets. I won't know anything until next week anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:21, Reply)

HMRC?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:28, Reply)

No, a housing group.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:30, Reply)

*makes sign of cross*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Well you don't want a hole full of water do you?
unless you do.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

sometimes that's depressing
like today, when it's sunny as fuck, and all our junior solicitors are on a "team bonding" treasure hunt.

leaving us poor senior cunts to do all the work :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Haha, you have an old vagina.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)

i can't think of a reply to this
given the depressing accuracy of the statement
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

All the eggs will melt in this heat
leaving them disappointed and ineffably sad. Plus they'll probably get back to the office all sweaty and shit.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)

are we still on the aged cunt here?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Monty?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:15, Reply)

What?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Senior cunt? Sounds like a granny's aged puss-filled vag that's got really long curtains.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)