Sick burn, Fisters somehow managed to spawn fuck trophys with some fat biffer who he now gets to see every second Saturday and sometimes a Sunday too!
Still they're worth every last penny for the CSA eh.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Oh dear Rory, how clueless you are.
I will assume that you have performance issues as well then.

However, their mother is in fact - these days at least - a fat biffer, so well done. Have a biscuit.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

good job she left you then

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

She still bears my boot-mark on her generously-proportioned arse.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Having left you and taken the kids and kept the dullard 60's terrace, whereas now you have a rented one bed flat and cry into your cold tin of beans every night

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

This is really good stuff Rory, but completely wrong.
One can only assume that this is your experience of a failed marriage.

There, there old chap. Chin up.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

i'm froma broken home, just like your kids
didn't do me any harm
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)