Oh man, I just touched my head, and I could feel a round hole with my finger, so I took a photo to see what it looks like, and my head looks quite bad from close up.
First thing I'm doing tomorow is getting me a hat before work, does anyone know what kind of hat would suite me?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:07, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Stop touching yourself
you filthy pervert
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)

It's kindda impossible to not touch yourself, especially if you have folds from being a McFatty.
You could totally take over from the touching though, if you want.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Okay.
hand me the pole then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Wow, that's a bit forward, even for you ! Not that I mind.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Pork pie

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

Well I found this amusing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I fancy you Jeff, you've got wonderful eyes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I saw him first.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I think hats are incredibly hard to pull off.
For me anyway. Can't go near one.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)

i look awesome in hats
this is good as they stop me getting sunstroke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)

They don't make hats big enough for me.

( Kroney, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)

get a larger size then
Might stop the headaches too
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I knew someone would say that before I'd even pressed post.
2/10.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I liked it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Yeah', but I think its better than people wondering why I've got holes

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Fedoras are pretty good
as are trilbys. You have to commit to wearing the hat, though, you can't hide beneath one, there is an art to it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)

And if you're not careful they can make you look a right prick.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Fedoras and trilbies are indeed for pricks and quenders.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)

nonsense
I look cool in mine. There are not a lot of items of clothing I look good in, but hats are the exception
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:54, Reply)

alright plumdozer
Just seen the new entry on the calendar - if I remember rightly, there was a nice little boozer round there called the Grove. This was a few years back, mind. Now that part of Holbeck's gone upmarket, it's probably been bulldozed.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)

The Grove is still there. It's round the back of the building I work in.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Excellent.
Is the Cross Keys still there? It was a bit dear, but it had a lot of variety.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Notice you've not yet signed up though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

It'll be a surprise.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Willennium's signed up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I don't know. Where was it in relation to the grove?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Uncle. Twice removed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Water Lane, near the junction with Globe Road.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Could be. I work in Bridgewater Place.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)

You should try one of those wide brimmed hats that Hassidic Jews wear.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Is that a kosher film about dinosaurs, in hat form?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Vilde chaya!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

In case you hadn't noticed
I've had to cancel pierbash.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)

I hadn't noticed.
I said I couldn't make it when on the 14th.

Why did you cancel it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:23, Reply)

because no fucker was interested
and if it was only going to be me and cavy, it doesn't need to be a calendar event.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)

I only said I couldn't make it then.
I never said I wouldn't come if I could make it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

It's too late Jeff
You ruined everything. Again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Sorry Tangles.
I'm a cunt like that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I asked people to tell me when they wanted it
The overwhelming response was 'meh. whenever.' I picked a 'whenever'.

I'm not saying I don't want PIERBASH. last year was great fun. But there's no point trying to *force* people to go.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

You need to adopt a new sales tactic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I like the forcing people to go idea
I'm imagining b3th going nuts and rounding up various b3tans, driving them at gunpoint to a pier and everyone having to pretend through their fear that they are really enjoying going on all the rides.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Cavy suggested I threaten to snog every tenth sign-up

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Wouldn't that just limit the maximum number to 9?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

That was my opinion also
She seemed to think it may be some kind of USP.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I only found out about it yesterday
I'd have put my name down but you'd already cancelled it by then.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Well, if anyone wants it back again
I'll expect you to be there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Everyone has already forgotten about pie-bash
It's all about dozer's bash now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Fo sho, me knotty-headed nilla.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)