Chatting with an attractive female coworker on FB
who is envious of me getting out of this place. Should I humourously suggest that she chose wrongly when getting engaged to her heavyweight champion kickboxer boyfriend instead of seducing her older nerdy coworker?

Or is that creepier than it is banter? I can never tell. And I don't want my legs broken.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Creepy as hell.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Thanks
And my kneecaps thank you also.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Well, now she appears to be flirting with me
Fuck.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

You could always root it the night before you fuck off to London.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Good plan
*takes notes*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)

It's a simple rule
If you are attractive, it is flirting.
If you are unattractive, it is creepy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

+ If you are Lighty, then I'm a black dude with natty dreads.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:01, Reply)

That reminds me
I'm off to look at the calendar for London bashes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Monty and Stunned were on about doing another September one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I'll bear it in mind.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)

You should throw a 'welcome me to London bash'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Intriguing
Or a "can I crash on your floor for a few months" bash
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Maybe I'll be able to make it this time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Hope so.
It was a good laugh last year - and you could do your turn on the deck. The old bloke they had last time kept needing to powder his nose.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

That would be fun.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Speak to Monty.
Last year, I think it was on Saturday the 30th, I'd imagine it'll be something similar this weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Of September.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)