I suspect you're making that up
Fittingly, the one for Leo, from the same site, is phenomenally gay:
"You could experience one of your 'make a drama' moments. It might suit you to act as though you're playing the lead role in a production. Your authority and ability to hold center-stage could prompt you to behave even more outrageously. This could cause someone older a degree of anguish. At a different level entirely, a key anniversary may need to be acknowledged."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They might as well just put
"only middle-aged women with cat issues and disillusioned benders are going to read this, so we might as well tailor it for total berties"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I suspect you're right
I just hope there's some veracity to the urban legends about one of the other newspaper staff making up some guff one night because the real horoscope writer was off sick, only to find the paper's phone desk beleaguered with calls from people terrified by what their horoscope told them.

(Because I could laugh at these people and feel slightly better about myself)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:21, Reply)

The fact it's talking about fucking home improvements.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)

The horoscope writer has clearly taken a backhander from their handyman or plumber friend

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)

"disillusioned benders"
genius.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Oh god, I thought you were making those up.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Nope.
(Makes you despair really, doesn't it?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:22, Reply)