what about me?
he texted me a photo of your cock.

i had to burn my phone.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

proxy cockgazzing
stylish work.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Is this a 21st century version of "my mate fancies you"?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I was just thinking the exact same

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

not that stylish
i've only ever seen one worse case of personal topiary before (in fact someone from these very pages, it was like the jabberwocky's forest).

someone buy this man a strimmer on 16 april, for the love of god.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)

a "david bellamy"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

this is so apt
i had a trim the other day cos the sides were getting a bit long, i'd neglected them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)

the sides of the gaping well of your distended anus?
nice image there. thanks Q.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

nah, side of my balls init

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

god that's nasty
i feel like cleaning my teeth now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

yeah i hate it when i get pubes in my teeth too
and when they stick in the back of your throat and your like (cough) all day
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

was it a friction burn?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)