What is wrong with cucumber?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

everything.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Apparently some people can taste a weird chemical in it and others can't
I quite like cucumber.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

i love a bit of cucumber
not in sandwiches though, unless you are eating them at once. it makes the bread go soggy.

see also tomatoes. the rancid red cunts. that's one of the things i would ban. raw tomatoes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

wrong answer
correct answer would be 'kill it, burn it, burnit with fire'
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

when the war comes and society as we know it crumbles
your ilk will be the first to be lined up and shot.
i'll see to it myself.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)