Saturday's child works hard for a living
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

No, I don't believe in any of that.

Alt: Peanuts

Alt Alt: The Pope is getting involved in politics now? Stick to the voodoo and ghost stories, grandpa
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The wonderful comic strip or the delicious snack?
Either way, you just dropped a few notches down the list of 'people I like'.

It's a real list. I keep it in my wallet.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Peanuts are vile

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:50, Reply)

NONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONO
that is all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

You hate bacon, you have no say here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

you like bacon and you don't like peanuts?
you're a brainwrong!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

No chance, bacon is magnificent, and peanuts are absolutely vile
My team mate used to get them when we went to the pub quiz, the smell of them is that bad it used to actually put me off.

And same with the peanuts, ho ho
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Agnostic Antichrist is right (about this)
Those of you who disagree with him (about this) are wrong

I HAVE SPOKEN (quite camply)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

NO! MY PREFERRED SALTY FOOD IS BETTER THAN YOUR PREFERRED SALTY FOOD!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

In fairness, Darth and Swipe usually agree on their 'preferred salty food'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Never have we been so firmly in agreement.
In fact, I'm not sure I like it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

say my name bitch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Are you wearing your black armband for Earl Scruggs today, scarpo?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Noooooooooooooo!
I hadn't seen any news yet today. I hate it when I find things like this out on B3ta!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Sorry to be the bearer...
I didn't mean for you to have a foggy mountain breakdown.

*leaves internet*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Get back here.
You don't show yourself up with jokes like that and then get to sneak away without facing up to them.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Less than 100 to win, and plenty of wickets still to fall.
I feel that owed pint in my clammy hand already.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

you mean england is going to beat SL?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)

no they aren't
they've done just enough to drag some hope from despair and now they are bollocksing it up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

oh christ
why are we so shit at everything?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

we aren't, really
this is the highest 4th innings score at this ground ever. 3 or the 6 wickets down have been terribly unlucky. And if Stuart Broad wasn't a fucking petulant child we'd only need another 40 to win. But Trott is out now so it's over..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)

i will accept this as you sound to know your stuff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

i saw some people arguing about football on facebook last ngiht
and i said that was exactly how i like my women, dead serious and deeply upsetting
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)

With 11 men on either side, and thousands watching?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

and balls flying in and out of the box.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)

no i meant the arguement, they were both getting really upset that the commentator was mean about an italian

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I've always preferred Brazilians, far neater.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)

i'm glad you've stopped being creepy now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

On second thoughts, not likely.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Just got back to my desk after making some coffees
You, sir, are a one-man mockers factory
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)

shut up, you fucking jinx monkey.
Samit Patel, you are a fat twat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Swanny's gone now
He was never going to last but I was hoping he'd give it some humpty first. The hand of fate is shoving Monty Panesar in the back and reminding him of those dropped catches in the first innings... spirit of Cardiff '09 and all that...

Who the fuck am I kidding, it'll be all over before I finish typing this sentence
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Fuck it, I don't mind that we lose here
what's important is that we weren't humped.

We've been so unlucky in this innings in dismissals.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Although I was hoping we wouldn't just bend over and take it quite so quickly.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)